.. 3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos—MIDNIGHT!)The next morning, when Bob asked Muffy what time she got in, she told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed in the least. “Whew, ” Muffy thought, “I got away with that one!”Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”“Why?” Muffy asked.“Well, ” Bob replied, “Last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit, ’ and cuckooed 4 more times. Then it cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”(Think about it ^_^)There Are Teachers, and Then There Are Educators.According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip. “It wouldn’t be right.” she said. Kevin looked into her eyes and knew she would struggle, and the thought alone made him even harder. She closed her legs and tried to kick him away, but he grabbed her hands roughly, and flipped her onto her stomach. Lifting her skirt, she screamed “No!” and tried to wriggle out of his grasp. Holding her two hands above her head, he used his free hand to pull her hair back. With her head close enough he whispered, “I am going to stick my cock in you, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.” He released her hair, and then sensed something new from her. She was becoming turned on by the thought of being raped by this strange man. She kept moaning no, but Kevin kept hearing her mind say yes. With a tear rolling down her cheek, Kevin took one of her hands and pulled it behind her and placed it on his cock. She stroked it, and began pulling it towards her pussy. Kevin held back though and said to her “Tell me you want me to rape you. Tell the.
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